Charge: Victim of a theft

Woman recently was arrested for drug possession. Nothing new.
However she was arrested because she called the police to report a crime, warrant? Nope.
She called the police to report someone had stolen her property, what you ask? A bag of cocaine.

The cop arrives and asks her if he can make sure the cocaine is really missing, and if he can search her purse. Confidant that her drugs have been stolen, she agrees.

And, there it was, now you're going to jail.