Thursday, April 23, 2009

Charge: Telling on yourself

While transporting detainees from one area to the main holding facility, we hear something coming from the back. It was one of the whiney couples screeching to each other.

Him: Yo bitch, I know you gots them xanax you better put some through here or I'm gonna tell on you.
Her: Whatever, here you go
*tink tink tink* as they hit the floor
Her: I dropped them all

Now she's shackled and handcuffed which are connected to each other, so she can't really drop down and pick them up.

But apparently she had a lot.
So we arrive at the main holding, and she is following all over herself and passing out.
Since she couldn't pick up the rest, she swallowed the 20 she still had, so the police wouldn't find them.

After this, we decided to turn around, and get her some stomach pumping full of charcoal to get the taste of xanax out of her mouth.

Life saved +1!

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