Charge: Pissing off the Police

Pissing off the Police (US Code: F.U. Civilian)

Sitting at a sting, while processing arrests, you would hope that the reason someone was arrested during a sting, would be because they broke the law, but everyone knows you don't have to break the law to go to jail. Cop in this conversation below was in training, this is how we teach them to get working for the rest of their careers. Now I know we are not all

Cop: What do I charge this guy with?
Cop2: What did you arrest him for?
Cop: He was being an asshole
Cop2: So you arrested him for pissing you off?
Cop: Yeah basically he wouldn't shut up.
Cop2: Ok let's go give him a sobriety test.
Arresttee: I didn't do nothing but sittin on my fuckin porch.
Cop2: We're here to give you a sobriety test, now stand on this line and watch my pen
Arresttee: Fuck that, I'm not going to do that shit, You know I'm drunk.
Cop2: Go back in the holding cell, there is your probable cause.
Cop: Ok thanks that was easy.

And now arresttee has given up his fifth amendment and spends a week in an overcrowded Jail because he can't afford to Bail himself out.